- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo
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Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010
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"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"
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