Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

muffinesque

Similar to a muffin. Muffin like. Strongly having to do with Muffins.

The texture of this pizza dough is muffinesque

by Muffin Boy June 29, 2004

Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

stud muffinette

A Stud Muffinette is the female version of a Stud Muffin she is surprising in every way and is very accommodating

She is a right Stud Muffinette

by Essexmanuk September 15, 2016

get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021

muffineer

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015