by blapblap4623 December 26, 2011
Get the Meadening mug.The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
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Maddening • maldening • Iron Maidening • Shield-maidening • MADDING • maddenism • Maddenitis • saddening • Maddenite • maddenize
*Photo* - Little of Chicago's architecture with no filter. Good photographers need no filter. Also, people with good cameras.
Ake: Stop Mazening man!
Ake: Stop Mazening man!
by Hallows April 14, 2014
Get the Mazening mug.Restaurant manager to new waitress: Can you attend to the saddening at table 10, they look like they're ready to order.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.
by HisBeariness April 6, 2021
Get the saddening mug.Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
Get the maddenism mug.(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke
(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote
(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote
by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022
Get the Jack-Mandering mug.noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
by Alvin Li November 7, 2007
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