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Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".
-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !
by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023
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Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.
Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
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Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.
Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
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Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel Macron is a dangerous idiot. Supported by fools (like the editors who will reject this definition), who only ever looked out for himself
by T. Faller May 7, 2017
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Doing a Macron

Marrying your teacher while she is 25 years older than you.
I married my teacher. I am 18 and she's 43, I was doing a Macron
by Duusuboi official August 6, 2020
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Emmanuel Macron

The French president. He has been the president of France since 2017
Emmanuel Macron the the best president.
Emmanuel Macron is my president.
by Mbappefan6736 January 7, 2024
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macron

To go somewhere to feast, celebrate or entertain yourself, while you have a crisis or serious problems at home, with a family or a country.
My brother had a very serious dispute yesterday with his girlfriend, so he went full macron at the nearest strip club.
by Roman Kudryavcev February 1, 2024
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