macron

To go somewhere to feast, celebrate or entertain yourself, while you have a crisis or serious problems at home, with a family or a country.

My brother had a very serious dispute yesterday with his girlfriend, so he went full macron at the nearest strip club.

by Roman Kudryavcev February 1, 2024

Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

Emmanuel Macron

France's worst president. Ever.

Emmanuel Macron is a dangerous idiot. Supported by fools (like the editors who will reject this definition), who only ever looked out for himself

by T. Faller May 7, 2017

Doing a Macron

Marrying your teacher while she is 25 years older than you.

I married my teacher. I am 18 and she's 43, I was doing a Macron

by Duusuboi official August 6, 2020

Emmanuel Macron

The French president. He has been the president of France since 2017

Emmanuel Macron the the best president.
Emmanuel Macron is my president.

by Mbappefan6736 January 7, 2024

Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.

Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2025

Macronym

1:
The longform of an acronym.
i.e. the macronym of ADD is Attention Deficit Disorder.

2:
Used to describe what the roots of compound words are.
i.e. the macronym of won't is will not.

Antonym: Acronym

Someone uses an acronym you are not familiar with;
"What is the macronym?" Or,
"What is the macronym of _____?"

by The Spam October 4, 2022