long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Eoin Macken

An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.

Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*

by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012

Mack Up

To engage in sexual activity with someone, or as the kids say these days, to hook up.
Basically you hundo p are getting frisky with someone.

Sammy: You going to Jen's tonight?
Noah: Hell Yeah! You know I Mack Up
Sammy: Aight Bet!

by weiny0402 November 9, 2018

whack the mack

One of the many synonyms for masturbation

I went home after school and started to whack the mack.

by tearuptheload April 12, 2017

Machscott

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination.

Zero to slow in eventually.

Man, we were waiting for you but you were going machscott and my motorcycle doesn't have reverse!

by galen96 August 14, 2011

mackstracted

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.

At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.

by beebix June 11, 2006