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Dirty McHenry

Dying a girls hair blonde during sex to ensure you can actually finish and shouting “Women are objects!”
I need to perform a Dirty McHenry on you
by Sex Enforcer June 18, 2020
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McHenry

A small, po dunk little town about 45 minutes south of the Wisconsin border. It has recently become more ubanized, but up until about 2006, it wasn't very populated. Some of it's great places are Montini Catholic, The Riverside Chocolate Factory, the Bull Valley BP, Don's, and many more!
Man, McHenry is so cool! I hope I live here forever!
by Veruca1817 February 17, 2009
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McHenry Margarita

Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.
Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?
by rapidrowe September 19, 2012
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Sweaty Mchenry

A Sweaty McHenry is when you take a pair of underwear caked with wicked swamp-ass, and jam it in a guys mouth until it becomes caked in vomit as well.
Guy #1: Hey, do you know what a Sweaty McHenry is?
Guy #2: No, what is it?
Guy #1: Sit down, close your eyes, and open your mouth...
by Googlebumblefish August 24, 2009
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McHenry County College

A school in Crystal Lake IL also known as MCC. Nobody is happy to go here at all because they realize how shitty of a school this really is. Most people especially freshmans treat MCC as if it was high school all over again for another two years. Cliques and social groups (Ex: Jocks, Nerds, Preps, Out Casts) they all exist here at this school. Just walk into the cafeteria and look at the groups of people sitting together at the 70+ tables inside the cafe. God forbid you have a different opinion on a subject than a teacher. For example if you believe that the concept of global warming is false most teachers will mark points off your exam, homework etc, just because you don't share the common viewpoint of theirs because they believe their opinion is better. If you have a different opinion wait until the last day of class to say something about it, and you'll thank me later for it. The school's drinking water always smells funny due to the school only filtering their well water once every 6 months. The schools sports are track, soccer, basketball, volleyball and baseball. You will notice who plays baseball because they all wear their douchey purple and gold(school colors) hats that say MCC in silver lettering. Nobody really ever goes to any MCC games because nobody cares, mostly everyone goes down to the school they want to transfer to and support their athletics programs such as going to NIU football games on saturdays. If you miss high school then this is the college for you.
Grant: Hey I just signed up for classes at McHenry County College.
David: I went there a year and it felt too much like high school for me so I transferred out.
by TruthRevealer08 October 1, 2018
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McHenry

Ah man I’d smash McHenry hard … really hard
by Hoes mad69 June 1, 2022
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machery

What you make out of someone by going at supersonic speeds to really-doing-it-up-brown beat whatever supposedly-fast contraption he's invented to race you with.
Da only way to really make a machery outta Chuck Yeager and his insanely-zippy "Glamorous Glennis" test-plane --- which itself produced a sonic boom --- would be to reach TWICE da speed of sound.
by QuacksO December 25, 2023
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