Lynette

A girl that is tough but pretty at the same time. She can be your best friend if you show her respect, but your greatest nightmare if you don't! She has an amazing personality but can also be quiet at times. You have to get to know Lynette to see how amazing she is.

Guy 1: "Wow did you see Lynette take down that guy?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she's actually really nice."

by wellwhoknowsthat August 25, 2011

Jeff Lynne

British rock star, writer and producer. Some rockmag critics slam his output as being too excessive, but he's more versatile than you might think. He's mostly noted as being the singer, guitarist, songwriter and de facto leader of the unique Electric Light Orchestra, which existed from around 1971 to 1988. They had a string of great hits, were one of the first bands to utilize synthesizers a lot (along with Pink Floyd and others), use a lot of backwards messages on their albums (they got a lot of flak over that by ignorant buttheads. Their 1983 album "Secret Messages" is a reply to that) and they were one of the first bands to use laser shows in their concerts (as well as a model starship). Jeff, an avowed Beatlemaniac got to produce the fine 1987 "Cloud Nine" album by George Harrison. Then he, George, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, and Tom Petty formed the supergroup Travelling Wilburys and they had some hits. He also worked with the other Wilburys on their later albums. Also, in 1990 he released his own solo album "Armchair Theater" which highlights his love and roots for 50s rock. When the 3 surving Beatles (the "Threetles" - George, Paul and Ringo) needed help in producing their new songs based on a demo tape John made before he was killed, Jeff Lynne was called in to help. After that he worked with the Threetles on their solo work. There was a temporary ELO reunion of some sorts, but the post-9/11 climate scared many people and the reunion tour was squelched.

Jeff Lynne is more adventurous in his music than most people give him credit for. Check out some of the releases by the afore mentioned artists and you will notice how truly devoted he is to early rock'n'roll music.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 21, 2008

Linnette

The hood is with this one, don’t disrespect this little fire ball or it will jump out and rip your head off. Looks may be deceiving for this one, she’s even more beautiful than you thought she was when you first saw her. She also holds the prestigious award for Bonafide hustler. She’s one bad mf and you should be honored to be around a Linnette.

God: Linnette

Earth: 7.0 earthquake

by EnglishTeaPot1660 August 10, 2020

Lynne Cheney

Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.

Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”

by T Wade November 5, 2005

Lynnette

the most beautiful princess in the entire world. a lynnette is a person that is funny, intelligent, sexy, and kinda crazy- but the good kind of crazy. they are very lovable, everyone should have one in their life.

I wish I had a Lynnette, they are so amazing.

by margofsdk February 3, 2010

Lannette

Is a woman with:
a straight-forward attitude,

a woman who cares deeply for her family,

short,

a fighter,

an awesome mother,

and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.

"She's so fine she must be a Lannette."
"Her smile makes her a radiating image of beauty."

by Dreamerinthetwilight February 6, 2010

lynne

A goddess of attractiveness and super intelligence. Talks too much and loves the color pink. Has super cute feet, and extremely paint able nails. Most lovable type of girl in the whole world.

"You're such a lynne"

by la_la_la July 13, 2009