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(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.
Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*
ludicrous by Cunjo November 15, 2004
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Ludicrosity 

Ridiculousness. Ludicratiosness. Full on dumb.
The world ain't flat - that's sheer utter ludicrosity.
Ludicrosity by T-Bird M'T May 22, 2005

ludicrousoo 

When something is soo absurd, or ludicrous if you will, that there is just no other word to descride the situation.
'Duuuude, my cat just got eaten by a giant windmill!'
'That's ludicrousoo dude'
ludicrousoo by vickibicki February 6, 2009

Ludicrosity 

“Please stop, I’m trying to work and can’t see the screen through the tears of laughter at your ludicrosity!”
Ludicrosity by Emmywz August 13, 2021

ludicrosity 

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.
"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"
ludicrosity by El-Keter August 8, 2002

ludicrosity 

Recieving/falling victim to ludicrous directives, usually from middle management under instruction from management in large companies.
What new acts of extreme ludicrosity have you guys been subjected to TODAY?
ludicrosity by sonormore April 12, 2006

ludicrosity personified 

lu·di·crous·i·ty per·son·i·fied (loo-di-kruhs-i-tee pər-sŏn'ə-fī'd)
--adjective
1. The height of ludicrosity--an extreme case of absurdity and humor--experienced on a human level.
2. An event of unbelievable ridiculousness.
Example of ludicrosity personified- I was speaking with a kid on the street who said he has healing hands because his friend regained consciousness when he held her hand. Of course, it could have been the glucose tab that helped the diabetic.