Sandurz:
Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet:
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
*gasp*
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never
gone that
fast before. I
don't know if this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....
Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you
petty excuse for an officer.
*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*
Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you
better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed,
Go!
*Spaceball-
One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*