Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

by Andrion November 1, 2003

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016

low lows

Low rider car,

I'm representing for the gangsters all across the world
Still hitting them corners in them low lows girl

by Detognaphone January 1, 2011

LOTMS

"Life on the murder scence" a documentry on the band My Chemical Romance.

Suzett:Hey, have you seen LOTMS yet?
MEHGAN:Yeah, it was kick ass!!

by xxviolettxx May 23, 2007

Lowskibop

On the low low; down low, on the sneaky though

North Korea makin moves on the lowskibop

by AYDUBB April 3, 2013

Lowessi

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.

‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’

by Makelele4 June 17, 2018

Lowest Animal

This is a human that is the most disgusting creature to ever walk the face of the earth. Not only do they smell bad, but they act stupid, and sleep around with grunge ugly people. Most commonly associated with males.

Ted: Man, last night I got this girl drunk and took her back to my place to have sex. Then I farted in her face! I'm so cool.

Nathan: No dude, you're the Lowest Animal.

by GulleyBreeze October 19, 2010