Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

by nathan kay August 2, 2008

Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.

Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P

by nic_07.nicole June 4, 2016

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena August 24, 2008

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025