Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

Latia

Too big of a heart and she attracts broken people and tries to fix them are do. She is very intelligent, very bold. Don't make her mad she will fuck you up. She is very forgiving, maybe too much and she is super loyal so if you get one keep her. The nice body they are typically short, good in bed, and will treat you right. They will spoil you to death if you treat them right

LaTia - hii
Me- she is hot

by Tia story November 23, 2021

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lofian

A lost civilization, once known for their great knowledge and power. They have left many legacies, including the language of lofian, lofian physics and math, as well as their culture, which is seen in Britland and most of Swicily

They should teach lofian at more schools, its not a dead language.

by Philip Sap June 13, 2008

Latia

Very big-hearted sometimes a little too big, very forgiving. She has been through a lot and has been hurt a lot. She attracts broken people most of the time she finds herself trying to fix everything and everyone. She is bold and beautiful and she is crazy so don't fuck with her. Very intelligence. If you get her don't lose her she I very loyal and will do anything for the person she is with.

LaTia- nice

by Tia story November 23, 2021

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016