Lorton

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

by WBNT May 16, 2007

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

losson

Synonymous with gay. In most cultures, it even rhymes with the word for homosexual. It is a condensed form of the words LOSS of a hardON.

Wow man, you're being pretty losson when you rub my leg like that.

by nutsinyourmouth March 19, 2009

lostened

Lostened - is to soothly, listen to some nice jazz music to relieve oneself of headaches.

John: "Hey Anna! My head hurts."
Anna: "Aw John, do what I did, I lostened to some music and felt better!"
John: "I'll try that then!"

by Esther John November 27, 2013

loyton

Is a kid who is very pridefull. Does not let people get in his head and is very sweet towards girls. He also has a thing for basketball that continues to make him strive for greatness.

Loyton is a cool dude

by The great gee December 24, 2016

lostinjapanophobia

a phobia of lost in japan by shawn mendes

OH CRAP I HAVE LOSTINJAPANOPHOBIA

by ahyes August 25, 2020

Plottos Lostos

Greek for 'Lost the Plot'

'Max, you're Plottos Lostos'

by PlottyLosty September 1, 2011