lort`

A word found in many southern Italian dialects which refers to a garden with vegetables found in the typical southern Italian diet, including tomatoes, peppers, onions, cucumbers, eggplant, arugula, and zuchinni.

Yo, you guys got a mean lort` this year. You shoud put up a fence so your dirty neighbors don't take your shit.

by G. Calo July 22, 2006

lort

This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!

by Zeke1 September 04, 2006

LORTS

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

by Discount The Ninja February 03, 2006

Lort

shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"

1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!

2 That dude just lorted.

3 Im lorting soon.

can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"

by J BLZA August 08, 2007

Lorts

Lesbian shorts

Look at that girl wearing lorts

by Knickknack August 18, 2012

Lort

When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.

Her: You so funny.

Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.

by RaphDaGwapMan July 29, 2018

Lort

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

by Ron June 07, 2003