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When a loser does something stupid, and you say sorry in a mean tone. As if saying, "Sucks, Loser!" or "Sorry, Loser!" or "Stupid weirdo did something stupid again, whatta Loser!" or "I apologize that you're an idiot, Loser."
"Lorry!"
"Aw, Lorry!"
"Lorry, that sucks your dad died. Pussy."
"You're mom got trampled by a bear? Lorry."
Lorry by Waexy January 1, 2022
AHHH! Said jane as she got hit with a lorry.
HELP SIMON I JUST GOT HIT BY A BLOODY LORRY!!!!
Lorry by eddiesmummymilkers June 23, 2023

Lorry Driver's Pop

The contents of many of the discarded plastic drinks bottle containers to be found in the central reservation of all motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand - Trucker's slowly fermenting piss.
(Whilst in a traffic jam) "Jesus Christ, wold you look at the state of that central reservation. I've counted at least 18 bottles of Lorry Driver's Pop in the last 5 minutes!"

"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"

Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".
Lorry Driver's Pop by CnP November 1, 2006

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. 

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

lorry drivers

Normally a worryingly over wieght male with a gold earring and a shaven head, usually wearing a sweaty dirty tshirt with stains of their breakfast from 2 weeks ago .
A lorry driver cannot drive to save his/her life and often carrying a load that takes up 2 lanes causing huge traffic and are selfish pricks
lorry drivers by domboy February 23, 2015

lorry johnson 

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes
guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses
lorry johnson by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008