Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016

Lord Farquaad 

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

Lord Farquaad by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019

Lord Fartquad 

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

Lord Fartquad by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Lord Farquaad 

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

Lord Farquaad by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

Lord Farquaad energy by nolandc August 13, 2019

LORD FARQUAAD 

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

LORD FARQUAAD by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015