Lombus is something no one on this earth can describe unless you've seen thee asian lady by the name of Nina P. Her father is Liv Brown who gave birth to this magnificent creature just a few years after he was born. Little is known about the strange ways of the Lombus but I can tell you this do not ever call the Lombus a Lombus or the fury of a thousand Lombus' will be unleashed onto your soul.
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Get the Lombus mug.ermmm let me think....who has loobs
by alicemg May 10, 2006
Get the loobs mug.(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.
(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.
(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.
(4) simon cowell
(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"
(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.
(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.
(4) simon cowell
(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"
(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.
(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL
guy 2: god damnit loofus.
(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.
person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano
(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay
(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.
person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?
person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.
(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again
old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS
old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!
old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!
old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.
young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL
guy 2: god damnit loofus.
(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.
person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano
(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay
(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.
person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?
person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.
(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again
old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS
old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!
old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!
old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.
young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
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by Anonymous January 17, 2005
Get the loosus mug.When a girl has large breasts and her friend or significant other asks why said girl doesn't like to run, jump, dance, etc in one word, or said girl decides to only use one word. The word "Loobs" is a combination of "laziness" and "boobs", as in the girl is lazy and her boobs are too large, or too large and a combination of some other thing which causes the large boobs to be a set back; a blessing and a curse.
Marshall: Gianna, babe, why don't you run? Like ever? The only time I've ever seen you run is to food or away from bugs!
Gianna: I just can't run.
Marshall: Sure, but WHY?!?! FUCKING WHY?!?! Explain it to me!
Gianna: One word. Loobs.
Marshall: What is "Loobs"?
Gianna: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Gianna: I just can't run.
Marshall: Sure, but WHY?!?! FUCKING WHY?!?! Explain it to me!
Gianna: One word. Loobs.
Marshall: What is "Loobs"?
Gianna: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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