by nirame February 22, 2011
Get the Lenzie mug.A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
Get the Lowball Lonnie mug.Lonniece is a very shy girl. She's pretty ,anti social and usually quiet but once you get to know her , you won't forget her . She's a keeper and she alway thinks she is right . Watch out for her though , they quiet ones are the craziest .
by Jaybayjay June 17, 2016
Get the lonniece mug.A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.
by DaBiggun August 1, 2011
Get the Lonnie mug.To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.
I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!
by TMANN69 November 28, 2011
Get the Lonnied mug.when u laugh at something that u don’t really give a fuck about but you try to make the person seem like they’re funny
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