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a girl with an extremely loose vagina, mainly caused by constant pounding and penetration. Also associated with purple pussy syndrome.
Guy: hey have u ever been with a lonzie?
Other guy: no way man, them bitches cant cook.
lonzie by gargoyolejoe March 1, 2009
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Sean Lozier 

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.
Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009
1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
Lonie by Dashiva January 10, 2009
An amazing girl. She always looks out for you and is a great friend. She really cares about you and she is a kick ass smurf goku warrior. Keep her as a friend and don't lose her.

PS: There's only one more person that is an equal contender and some say is more awesomer than her... his name is Anthony or Tony for short.
Linzie because Lindsay's are lame.
linzie by TunaNoCrust December 20, 2015
Lynzie is a amazing girl who is loved but a lot but doesn't love her self as much as she should. She is very beautiful inside and out, she is every guys dream girlfriend especially guys with birthdays in November-December. She loves the out doors and she loves to be pampered. She listens if you matter but if you don't Lynzie isn't the one to bring your problems too. Overall Lynzie is perfect in some eyes just a all around beautiful girl who everyone loves.
Man that girl is a dream come true, she must be a Lynzie.

I want the perfect girlfriend better look for a Lynzie.
lynzie by Mike boss February 11, 2014

Lenzie Academy

Dump full of bullies and druggies. Generally refered to in the press as Suicide School
Lenzie Academy great place if you are alive by the end of 6th year
Lenzie Academy by nirame February 22, 2011
The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak
Sexy & Built .. Lonnie is the one to be with.
Lonnie by Alecia Morgan August 18, 2013
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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