A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
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Get the loner mug.An individual who enjoys spending time alone just as much as spending time with people; however, he or she is quickly worn out by large crowds and must withdraw from people for a while in order to balance themselves out yet again. These individuals are naturally quiet, inconsistent, and very easily bored.
A "social loner" will sit in a room alone for hours on end, and will comfortably be more entertained than if they were at a social event, but only because intelligent people are a rarity these days, and all others a waste of time.
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Someone people call weird because they didn't give the loner a chance to get to know them.
Someone who keeps to themselves, doesn't like conflict, but could kick ass if needed.
Someone that no one really knows except a rare few.
Social when needed and usually very talkative.
A person who's been backstabbed way too many times.
Staying away so no one will get mad or jealous that she smiled and misunderstood it as being "flirting."
Someone who prefers being alone, or with few important people in their life, it's by choice. Less drama.
Small circles, chosen few, anti conflicts, kick ass, less drama.
Someone of these traits could constitute as "loner."
Someone people call weird because they didn't give the loner a chance to get to know them.
Someone who keeps to themselves, doesn't like conflict, but could kick ass if needed.
Someone that no one really knows except a rare few.
Social when needed and usually very talkative.
A person who's been backstabbed way too many times.
Staying away so no one will get mad or jealous that she smiled and misunderstood it as being "flirting."
Someone who prefers being alone, or with few important people in their life, it's by choice. Less drama.
Small circles, chosen few, anti conflicts, kick ass, less drama.
Someone of these traits could constitute as "loner."
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