longston

When you’re High AF and everything seems to be taking ages

The walk home after a spliff is Longston

by BiggieLongNob June 9, 2020

Longstroking

Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.

Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

Pippi Longstocking

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.

I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011

Longuyland

The way that people from Long Island pronounce "Long Island."

I'm walkin'-tawlkin'-cawfee all day in Longuyland.

by Will It Blend December 22, 2009

Longlyponk

Something that is extremely long.

Wow! That snake is Longlyponk!

by Ashton230907 February 20, 2020

Longship2

A cringe kid who plays cringe games

Aidan: "That is so sus"
Longship2: "Eww Cringe"

by CrypticGrim July 20, 2021

Longshadowed

To get surprisingly intoxicated from only a few beers.

I really got longshadowed when we were out last night.

by Thebeerista June 22, 2018