Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

lmftfy

"Let me fix that for you."

Used on internet forums when one takes it upon oneself to edit or correct somebody's words/images/material/whatever, usually with comical results.

Guy: Hey man, look at this cool Ed Hardy hat I bought!
Other guy: lmftfy... "Hey man, look at this douchebag hat I wasted my money on! I'm gonna wear it while I f*** my cousin!"

by Mr. Moons April 19, 2013

loaftin

to lazily sit around doing nothing

"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"

by pigman September 13, 2014

looftem

The terminology to discriminate against a left-handed person.

Yo, what's good my looftem! You're such a looftem bro!

by Quinhawkeyeouter November 2, 2020

Loft Wall

It’s literally Anix’s definition of a wall that is on a loft.

“A loft wall, Urban Dictionary is like listening to me now...” -Anix

by Frowoah July 7, 2020

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008