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Lolster

A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word

"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
Lolster says heeeeeeey every 2.2 seconds.
by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011
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lolstesays

Laugh
Out
Loud
So
That
Everyone
Stares
At
You
Speechless
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: that guy asked me out
20:17 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: zomfg
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: no
20:18 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: I mean the ugly one.
20:18 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: LOLSTESAYS
by clo clo March 31, 2008
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lolsterics

lolsterics- means to be in complete hysterics until your stomach hurts.

to be in laughter

to lol until pain is caused in your stomach area

sam thomas is lolsterics
if something is funny, you can call this lolsterics. it is like lolling but in hysterics.
by lolsterics guy August 20, 2009
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lolstop

Lolstop has two alternative meanings - the first one is the most common:

1. A lolstop is usually a stop after a discussion that's not finished and they laugh out loud or "LOLs" and then there's a period of silence ...

2. A stop sign that looks more like a "lol"
(note: Specially after speaking something senseless and really random crap)
For ex.
Person one: Henry, whose mittens are these?
Henry: Oh, STFU!
Person one: ... LOLs ...
Henry: LOLs ...

(end of discussion) - a lolstop
by acronym_w29 June 16, 2010
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Lolsterpiece

A piece of academic or artistic work that the author thinks is a masterpiece, but is in fact a complete disaster worthy only of mockery.
"Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new song?"
"Yeah. It's an absolute frickin' lolsterpiece".
by sTeamTraen August 22, 2014
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Lolster

A sarcastic way to tell someone that their joke wasn't funny.
James: That's what she said!

Jordan: *Rolls Eyes* Wow, that was a real lolster...
by SwiggySwagMuffin July 12, 2011
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lolster

the article lolbster are spawned from.

see also: toaster + lolz

also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo
"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"

"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"
by Jesta March 2, 2004
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