tickled my lollocks

An expression used to say that something made you laugh.

That movie was so funny, it really tickled my lollocks.

by Smurfy12 February 26, 2010

lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

lobcock

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

Lobcock

An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch

Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--

by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022

Lobcock

The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.

Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.

by Carobad April 9, 2010

Lollock

A person who is a slacker on social media. When they actually have to use real words with their mouths, they can only say stuff like "LOL" and "OMG."

Is it just me or has Rick turned into a total lollock lately?

by whiteboyz36 October 29, 2017

lobcock

A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands

Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .

by fake.person September 14, 2021