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A great vacation destination with white sandy beaches, stunning sunsets, beautiful homes, and much more! Go for a walk or go boating you’ll love what your doing no matter what!
“Wow dude! It looks like your in heaven!”

“Nope, I’m just in Longboat Key.”
by genevieve0312 December 20, 2019
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Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish
Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''
by Dudehour November 16, 2011
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Longboating

The act of giving to blowjobs vigorously. Motor boating two males.
She longboated Britt and Germaine after the bars.

Yes, she is into longboating.
by Longboating June 2, 2014
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lolboat

When something is outrageously funny and you need to use a stunning word , so everybody can think - " WTF is that word supposed to mean? Well, I don´t have a clue, but damn , it´s a fucking cool word! " So the word spreads among the society . Also used as noun when other responds/words seem to be too lame for using .
Bob: " Hey , look at that girl, did you see her face? Damn , it is so fucked up. Hilarious , isn´t it ? "
The author of "lolboat", Rauno : " lolboat . "
by Windslore March 10, 2009
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longboat

the mans last name was longboat.
by the funny guy 932 June 12, 2018
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