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lmaoroflpimp

A: *tells a joke*
B: LMAOROFLPIMP!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11
by bob May 13, 2005
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Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer
Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb
by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010
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Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor laughing biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.
Timmy: I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Jimmy: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
Timmy: ...my "lol" is insignificant
by ohemgeeitscor November 17, 2009
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LMFAOROTF

Entered when texting, chatting or e-mail as: LMFAOROTF
by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010
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lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln

Acronym for: "laugh my ass off, rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I peed my pants a little. Not that much, but enough to feel and remember I ate asparagus last night"
Person A: Why does pinocchio lie?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because he's a fucking liar.

Person B: lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln
by northener 1 April 21, 2013
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LMAOROFLBBQ

zomg, that's LMAOROFLBBQ!
by smudgefree June 11, 2009
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LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB

Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer
boy1 (tells joke)

boy2 LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
by albert the apple January 27, 2010
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