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lisbon

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa...
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon
Wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
Porkchop: Shut up fez, ull get ur ass kicked if u call it that in portugal
by The_Dark_Side July 8, 2005
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lishbowl

someone with a best friend called alice, and refers to lishbowl as her lishbowl.
that's my lishbowl
by captain alan October 16, 2008
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Lishole

The most common name for lismore, used by locals, neighbours, and pretty much anyone who has ever been there. This name is used as lismore is literally located in a hole, which periodically fills with water.
"Oi cunt, you been to lishole recently? no? wanna come pick up some bud with me?"
by mralwayscorrect no cap January 1, 2021
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Lisbonym

A lisbonym, or lisbon, is a slang term for a lesbian.
Greta Thunberg: *posts a picture of her in the city of Lisbon, captioned 'Lisbon'*
Commenter: Congrats on coming out queen!

Person A: I'm a lisbonym!
Person B: We support you
by lisbonym October 28, 2021
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New Lisbon

The worst fucking town ever found in the world. In the middle of god fore-saken nowhere that sucks ass. Totally dead end, nothing to do, and right next the second worse town ever, Necedah. The only cool person there is a freshmen actor and filmmaker.
by TheSaintJimmy February 27, 2011
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Sheh’aino yodea lishol

In Hebrew, you’ll see it as שאינו יודע לשאול.
The origin of this phrase comes from the Jewish Passover Seder, where it discusses how to respond to 4 different types of children regarding the Exodus from Egypt. The wise son, the wicked son, the simple son, and the son who doesn’t even know how to ask a question. That one is known as the שאינו יודע לשאול.

It used to only be used in the context of the Seder, but nowadays it’s generally used to describe anyone who’s a complete dumbass. Someone who has no clue what’s flying. Someone who would be a 3rd wheel in any normal group of people.

Another way the term is used is for a specific type of guy in yeshiva. A guy who doesn’t learn, doesn’t make money, and doesn’t chill hard. If he’s doing one of those 3 things, then he doesn’t fall under the category of being a שאינו יודע לשאול. A שאינו יודע לשאול in yeshiva is the guy who has no life, and is completely wasting his time. For example, it’s the guy who wakes up at 9am, and instead of going to shiur, he’s watching a movie! SMFH 🤦 ♂️
Moshe: Hey Yaakov, are you thinking about going to “x” yeshiva?

Yaakov: Hall nah it’s full of שאינו יודע לשאולs!

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Michael: Yo guys should we go to Joshua’s house this Friday night?

Jonathan: Bro that dude is שאינו יודע לשאול as f*** we’re not going to his house so he can serve us bagels on a Friday night! And don’t even think about inviting him to us!
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Anyone who writes sheh’aino yodea lishol in English without being forced is a שאינו יודע לשאול!
by The Chuchum September 13, 2021
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to pull a lisbon

To unalive yourself, catching other people (canonically - men) off guard when they find your dead body, possibly traumatizing them, so they're never able to forget about it, just like Lisbon sisters did in the movie "Virgin Suicides".
- I heard Jane tried to pull a lisbon on her boyfriend last night.

- It's true, he found her just in time to prevent it.
by manicpixiedream September 13, 2022
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