laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

Liptard

A person who shout out comment, statements or opinions that are retarded, wrong, why even say it in the first place.

This liptard on twitter posted the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

by Im_gunna_steal_your_coochie March 1, 2019

liptard

In reference to someone who is too excited to actually form a coheirant sentance.

Bob: "Hey guys i uhhh yeah omg!"
Chuck: "Bob, you're being liptarded"

by RSXE February 27, 2008

riptarded

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006