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Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
by Mandman November 5, 2017
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litster

Derivation of a hipster, with particular interest in literature. Litsters are involved in writing poetry, fiction, or non-fiction memoirs. Litsters regularly read books published by McSweeney's, but swear off New York Times bestsellers unless it is, by chance, a McSweeney's publication (e.g. Dave Eggers' works). Other litster favorites include Kerouac, Bukowski, Thompson, Vonnegut, Foer, Franzen, Zadie Smith, etc. Litsters will typically shop at independent booksellers (who carry McSweeney's items) over larger conglomerates. Typical litster apparel follows that of a hipster: black-framed glasses, ironic t-shirts, stripped ties, blazers. They invest in the newest accessories (e.g. iPods), yet their Chuck Taylors will always look filthy.
Powell's better stock up on latest Chabon or they'll have some angry litsters on their hands.
by Kate N. September 22, 2007
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Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank
*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008
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listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.
Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...
by i.skim.by January 3, 2011
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Lidster

A Lidster is what it’s called when you are about to lay some pipe into your old lady and you bust a nut as soon as your cock touches her box ...
Hey lets go DP this hot bitch she’s wants to get pounded out ok I’m in but don’t pull a Lidster again you mother fucker
by Scotty1nut January 7, 2019
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Linstrom

an extraordinary person mainly focused on the well-being of others.

also an extremely fantasic type of swimmer.
Linstrom is a beast.
by mrw2012 October 25, 2009
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