lingard

A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.

Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.

by Lingard51 January 8, 2014

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Lingard

Often used as a substitute for Dick head

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

linegar strokes

two dudes and a chick are having a threesome and one guy is bonin the chick in the butt about to have vinegar strokes while the other guy slaps his dick on the other guys forehead therefore interrupting his vinegar stroke and causing a linegar stroke.

Brian was on the verge of vinegar strokes when Norm pulled out his tiny cock and slapped him in the face causing a series of third-degree LINEGAR STROKES

by Seve Bonerski December 23, 2010

Lingardinho

A sarcastic, overused, unoriginal and annoying joke on football Instagram pages to describe Manchester United footballer, Jesse Lingard, who became a joke because of his terrible stats. It is mainly used by 12 year old kids with no sense of humour and are desperate for attention from other similar 12 year olds.

Football troll pages stuck in 2012: Who is the best player in the world?

Kids: LiNgArDiNhO!!! Haha so funne and original!!! *spams several laughing emojis*.

by 69medon March 26, 2021

Lingard

Often used as a substitute word for 'Dick head'

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020