A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008
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by Adam Durant March 6, 2008
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A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009
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Get the LifeHackered mug.A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"
by xdannox December 6, 2006
Get the Linebacker mug.1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.
by Stuff It September 9, 2003
Get the office linebacker mug.In order to give a LineBacker You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "LineBacker" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to point at her and shout "Run! Run!" then tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Linebacker" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Linebacker" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
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