linejacker

A person who cuts in line.

I can not believe how many linejackers there are in this city.

by Rockstar64 December 23, 2018

Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?

Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023

lifejacket

When a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her boobs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.

While trapped in a cave, Grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend's lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.

by cowtipn January 29, 2007

the lifehacker effect

It means having too much traffic on a web site due to its link being posted on lifehacker.com as a feature article, sometimes even causing the featured web site to go down.

I just visited the site, but it seems the lifehacker effect took off again!

by mish1234568 March 14, 2009

office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.

Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.

by Heather P. September 17, 2003

Lifehacker

One who practices lifehacking. See lifehack.

John Doe: I can turn the channel 2.5 seconds faster than before.

Jane Doe: You are such a lifehacker.

by Necronites February 6, 2012

liejacker

One who "liejacks", i.e. a person that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very thing that they are saying or doing before they are called out for the very thing that they are saying or doing.

It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.

See also "liejack" and "liejacking".

She started spreading rumours about her friend and how he fails to satisfy his girlfriend. He comes to her for solace, concerned about what others have been saying about him. She then blames his girlfriend, saying that "she's using you for her own games - you can't trust what comes out of her mouth".

And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.

by AdLibera September 24, 2020