linejacker
linejacker by Rockstar64 December 23, 2018
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Carty Field Linebacker
Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
Carty Field Linebacker by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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liejacker
One who "liejacks", i.e. a person that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very thing that they are saying or doing before they are called out for the very thing that they are saying or doing.
It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.
See also "liejack" and "liejacking".
It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.
See also "liejack" and "liejacking".
She started spreading rumours about her friend and how he fails to satisfy his girlfriend. He comes to her for solace, concerned about what others have been saying about him. She then blames his girlfriend, saying that "she's using you for her own games - you can't trust what comes out of her mouth".
And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.
And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.