Lynched

To feel trolled by surrealist director David Lynch due to a general inability to fully comprehend his movies or ideas.

'Man, I watched the last episode of Twin Peaks last night and it was just bonkers, there was no plot whatsoever.'

'Bro, I know, I think we just got lynched.'

by froglocust June 28, 2017

Lynched

To get beaten up by a number of people at once.

Yeah did you hear there was a big fight and Chris got lynched.

by Jillian September 26, 2004

Get Lunched

To get bought lunch in exchange for your knowledge, experience, advice, contacts or just your company.

Or to buy someone else lunch if you need something.

Either business or pleasure, its the closest thing you will ever get to a free lunch.

I might Get Lunched with someone that can help me get a new job and get my CV into the right hands.

Or Get Lunched with a deep sea diver.

Or if we're both single and playing the dating game, we'd both Get Lunched.

Its all about using what you've got to get bought lunch :)

by Getlunching July 7, 2011

Lunched

1. v. to fuck up in a Lunchbox manner.
2. adj. fucked up; ruined

"God damn, Lunchbox sure lunched this part big time."
"Holy crap, that car is LUNCHED!"

by ipoopedmypants July 8, 2004

Lynched

1. To completley destroy
2. Hit extremly hard
3. To be leveled

Brian lynched that kid at the game last night!

by Son Of Aces May 27, 2009

Lunched

Past-tense of the word lunch. See that definition for a good idea of what lunched is. It means to do something stupid, or to mess something up. It originated from the stoner-culture, and used to be associated with being high or burnt. But that is not always the case anymore. Go read the definition for lunch if you still don't understand.

You also hear, "lunched out". Same thing, just a different way to say it.

Definitely regional, I've only heard the word used in DC when I lived there, and we said it ALL the time! Since moving from there, no one I've met has ever heard of it.

Awww, man, I lunched! I drove all the way here and forgot the dang receipt!

After all that planning, he lunched out and walked through the security gate with a nug stuck to his fleece! Needless to say, he got arrested, what an idiot!

by OTT August 28, 2005

Linchey

Smart, funny young women. Not too sure on the spelling of some eastern european countries and known to bouts of stupidness (i.e. everynight when shes not with the Organization of Bussiness ethics). Known member of the gang calling themselves the Organization of Bussiness Ethics. Known aliases include the "wedginator"

Whoeber: i'm tired.
Linchey: YOUR tired!?!

by OBE guy January 14, 2009