A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1
person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his
wife the
day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his
leg while dropping a
knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot
knife. Because the
day was windy,
dust got through his
leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for
5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by
rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu
