The Gordon Lightfoot

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

Lori Lightfooted

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.

We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted

by CrippiEinstein April 14, 2020

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

lightworker

Someone who constantly seeks for knowledge and the truth therein.

I seek for the answers to our existance thus, I am a lightworker.

by Anonymous64 September 20, 2006

Gordon Lightfoot

Folk/Country Folk singer popular in the late '60s and early '70s. Best Song - "If you could read my mind". A beautiful timeless song.

Wow, did you hear Gordon Lightfoots best song "If you could read my mind"?

by Tighsamhradh October 11, 2006

LightRules Moment

Noun; Temporary loss of all common sense and logic usually resulting in a silly remark, comment or question. Similar but much, much worse than a "Blond Moment", a "Brain Fade" or a "Senior Moment". Etymology attributed to user name, LightRules on a photography forum, term now known to be in general use in 7 countries around the world.

Why won't my camera shoot fast when I have selected SLOW mode? is a LightRules Moment question.

by Pete POTN March 7, 2012

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005