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Joe Ligma

a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*
ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?
by AKBARNIBBA November 22, 2019
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Liam's Three Step Plan

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!
by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014
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Ligma Awareness Month

July is known as Ligma Awareness Month to spread awareness about the horrible disease Ligma.
July shall be known as Ligma Awareness Month after both Ninja and Supreme Patty lost their lives to this horrible disease.
by That Asian dude Manny July 19, 2018
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LIGMA

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
"RIP Ninja. At least he died of Ligma and not E-TMA"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"
by User80085 July 20, 2018
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Liam Gallagher

The best man alive. He is the beast lead singer ever. I have never wanted to play the tambourine more than I do right now, after hearing his angelic voice.
Kevin: Liam Gallagher sucks
Anyone who knows anything: no, Kevin you suck.

Kevin: Liam Gallagher is ugly
Anyone with any knowledge of anything: oh, so is that why I want to rip my shirt off everytime I here his name? Is it Kevin? That's what I thought Kevin.
by Supersonik February 4, 2017
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liam the retard

by red tahng February 16, 2017
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