A classification for the most perfect woman you've ever seen. The term comes from the belief that if you land such a woman and she decides to end your relationship for any reason, you must subsequently end your own life. The reason being that you would never be so lucky to land another such woman so anyone else would be a downgrade.
It should be noted that this is an exaggerated term and you should never kill yourself if a girl breaks up with you. Idiot.
It should be noted that this is an exaggerated term and you should never kill yourself if a girl breaks up with you. Idiot.
Matt: Did you see that girl at the Racetrac?
Carlos: The one with the glasses?
Matt: That's her.
Carlos: Oh, yeah. Total lifer.
Matt: God help us.
Carlos: The one with the glasses?
Matt: That's her.
Carlos: Oh, yeah. Total lifer.
Matt: God help us.
by Carlos V March 14, 2013
1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison
2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job
2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job
by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010
1) (noun) a best, best, best friend - for life; noted for their strange sense of humor and similarities to "facets of a crystal"; can be found playing concentration at night in the middle of a driveway
see also: sexual six, snine, the family
2) (adj.) a word to describe a certain old, black composition book filled with many pages of inside jokes, doodles, stories, and a pokemon card; used in conjunction with the word, "book"
see also: sexual six, snine, the family
2) (adj.) a word to describe a certain old, black composition book filled with many pages of inside jokes, doodles, stories, and a pokemon card; used in conjunction with the word, "book"
1) It's always a wonderful feeling to see "lifers in the distance."
2) "Hey kids, listen to this! BUM-DA-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUM! HAHAHAHHAH," she read from the lifer book.
2) "Hey kids, listen to this! BUM-DA-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUM! HAHAHAHHAH," she read from the lifer book.
by spolliewoo October 24, 2007
A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.
by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004
Someone who, despite forces to the otherwise, continues doing something for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: "That dude is 45 and he is *still* skateboarding?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."
Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."
by lone sentry November 20, 2007
Someone who makes a career out of working in a particular call center. There will usually be one or two people in a call center that have been there for eight years or so (maybe longer) who have somehow escaped the regular fire-hire process that call centers go through. They usually have a tired, burnt-out look to them and can be seen hunching over their workstation in a hazy daze.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
by sweet catastrophe August 30, 2009