litchfield high school

a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u

litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)

by 678282person December 8, 2018

Litchfield, CT

1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.

Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

Lindfield

Lindfield, Sydney, NSW
Best Suburb Ever

Lindfield is the best suburb eva aight

by Supermajicwowow May 15, 2005

litchfield

pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.

"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."
"yeah but have you been to bantam?"

by why the hell do i need one June 30, 2008

richfield

Where Best Buy HQ is. Also where that weird school Holy Angels is.

Ehh. I live in richfield. At least I'm not an Edina snob.

by bowser724 September 13, 2005

Lingfield Notre Dame School

A pretty good school that has mediochre facilities and should be turned into an awesome paintball site. It is also called LNDS for short but that is just a bit gay!

Weird guy: Hey! Do you go to Lingfield Notre Dame School?
Weird Student: Yeah I do!
Weird guy: What's it like?
Weird Student: Well it recently had a pedo walking round the site, randomly talking to people and suspiciously watching them whilst hiding in nearby trees and hedges!
Weird guy: That was me!!

by ShaneMcDo September 20, 2011

Litchfield Meat Locker

When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.

John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?

Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!

John: good job buddy

by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019