lethargism

A term used to describe the religion that many college students follow on a daily morning basis. Lethargism stems from the word lethargic, or drowsy. The willingness to stay in bed and sleep overpowers logical reasoning such as; coming to class on time, finishing a paper, or study for a test. Similar to the illogical behavior of certain religious activists whose points have been dis-proven through the use of science. Lethargism is exercised by a vast majority of people unbeknownst to them.

Dan: Yo man wake up you gotta finish that essay.

Eugeen: Cant man I'm compelled to sleep.

Dan: Bro, lethargism is gonna ruin your life

Eugeen: Naw man it makes me do funny things in my head instead of facing reality.

by your mattress December 9, 2010

Lethardus

To convey the ultimate form of rage, despite how small the situation may be. Completely uncalled for, no matter what.

May also be used to describe any situation you deem fit.

Suzy and Rick were eating cookies. Suzy accidently dropped her cookie on the floor.

Rick said, "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THAT JUST HAPPENED. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY JESUS DIED."

Suzy cried herself to sleep that night because of Rick lethardusing her.

by Animage March 29, 2008

lethargic

To be lazy, sluggish

Msst fat people are lethargic

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

Lethargon gas

An invisible, odorless gas that puts the person inhaling it to sleep in a matter of minutes. When roused the victim will be grumpy, able to open only one eye, and will immediately fall back to sleep.
This gas is given off by turkeys cooking, TVs, car engines, and warm pine trees at a rest stop on a long bicycle ride.

"Uncle Tom is asleep on the couch in front of the TV and we haven't even had the Thanksgiving turkey yet!"
"Yeah, there is a lot of Lethargon gas in the house right now. Look, there goes Uncle Dick too!"

by John Pombrio January 31, 2009

Lethargy

The big tired where you can't do anything and you can't feel anything even though you have no particular reason not to

Lethargy is lying on the floor and thinking about nothing as five hundred trains if thought trundle aimlessly through your head before nosediving straight off a cliff

"Why not get out and get some vitamin D, even if you don't feel like it? Better than spending another Sunday afternoon in lethargy.

by "EEEEEEEEEE" says the ear February 15, 2021

lethargic

To be lazy or sluggish. To act tired or drowsy.

Man this ganja is lethargic, Im not even going to roll another blunt now.

by James Ganja December 26, 2008