Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

by nigel July 29, 2010

liboner

An erection one achieves while at the library.

I was reading this biography of Margaret Thatcher for class, and now I have a total liboner.

by HipNihilist September 27, 2012

Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

Lebenesium

A word to describe lesbians.

Aladora: Yo, did you hear Amy and her cat are lesbians?
Ace: yeah ik, Lebenesium runs in the family i guess.

by chussar November 8, 2021

LeBronen Freude

The feeling of happiness one gets after watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose in the NBA finals.

Weren't the Heat suppose to walk away with this one? I can't stop laughing from this feeling of LeBronen Freude.

by A^J December 11, 2011

Don Lemone

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.

There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.

by The Escort May 14, 2023

lebanese cake

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.

Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"

by B-Side & B_LoW February 21, 2008