Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016

Laziness

Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?

Laziness:

Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.

Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.

by gimmedatsammich November 12, 2010

Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.

Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.

by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023

Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Laziness

When two or more people deem that standing, to carry out the act of passing a joint, too much effort and that throwing it is the most sensible option.

"I can't believe we just threw a lit object, we are actually the epitome of laziness."

by GazzyG February 28, 2010

Laziness

The only thing preventing me from making this longer.

Laziness is bliss!

by Badass100101 June 7, 2016

Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009