firin meh lazor

a concentration of epic wins focused in your mouth to form a large lazor. AKA shoop da whoop! this can only be blocked by interupting the charge by puting something in its mouth cuaseing a gay woop by firing a rainbow.

EPIC WIN COUNT OVER 200!!!

FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!

IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!

by shoop my whoop May 27, 2009

latorre

The guy your mom warned you about, cause he probably fucked her too.

Guy #1 Damn, Latorre fucked her too.

Guy #2 Yeah just like he did your mom too.

by Puta bellaca May 15, 2018

lazor sights

Thatcher’s signature line of fookin Lazor sights.

Thatcher: “fookin lazor sights!”
Literally every other operator in rainbow six siege: “wut?”

by T34main October 10, 2019

Mike LaTorres

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"

Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?

by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016

lazor gay

Its just lazor, gay..

When someone exceeds the fundamentals of gay, they turn into a lazor gay, gaining the powers to shoot PEW PEW lazorzs from their nipples and buttsecks at the speed of light.

Man did you see that lazor gay? His nipples were all like PEW PEW lazor gay!

by Brandon James Miller March 15, 2008

lazorfuck

The most pleasurable form of sex.

"He was so good in bed, we lazorfucked all night long."

"I wanna lazorfuck you so bad!"

by monkeman42069 February 12, 2009

jalen lazarre

The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!

Jalen Lazarre is so cool omg.

by JustSomeUrban November 19, 2020