Pissing lava

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

lavandettes

a banderovite replacement for tinder the that ukrainian nazis of azov batallion use

"but why tinder when lavandettes" - natop

by allahuakbartaliban August 8, 2022

Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Laiah

Laiah is a nice girl that has depression but when she is arround you she is the best person she is nice rich beautiful and sexy

I love you laiah

by @potatochat321 follow me October 4, 2018

le lavandou

The French exit off the Hershey Highway

I went to le Lavandou because i heard French broads tan topless, but there was only sausage.

by Kazimierz August 23, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from their cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham forest.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Arty Queen December 11, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008