Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.

Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat

by C-Blon January 5, 2009

the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"

Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)

by xofu April 10, 2008

Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011

laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Laundromat

A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.

Dude there's no point going to Ryan's bar in your polo and shorts - it's a laundromat and you're never going to get laid wearing that!

by hitmehard3r January 23, 2012

LaundryAvoider

Someone who only does laundry when they need it for the next day. Otherwise they avoid doing laundry altogether.

Angela has a laundrymonster on her floor. She is such a LaundryAvoider.

by TheSilverFox May 6, 2009

laundromat

The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.

When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.

by Gavin F October 3, 2006