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Pre-Morti-Literati

Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list
My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list
by Joanne Christenson June 14, 2013
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Latheration

When your nuts are sticky and you put baby powder on them to get them in that perfect state of latheration.
by Small Puertorican January 29, 2008
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lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.
Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation
by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014
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verbatim ac literatim

"Word for word and letter for letter"- from Latin. In modern times we typically shorten the phrase to the single word verbatim, meaning word for word.
He was able to repeat their argument verbatim ac literatim, so we understood all the gory details.
by splendidcakes July 27, 2016
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loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.
As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.
by AllForLight April 25, 2011
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laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.
That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.
by Dr Slash February 18, 2010
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Lastertime

Any time in the past, from 1 second to millions of years previous.
Daddy didn't we walk the dog lastertime?

Did the Egyptians build that pyramid lastertime?
by AnnaBannanna January 9, 2009
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