lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Latrice

The most perfect person on Earth. She is loving, beautiful, and empathetic. Nobody can compare to her.

You're a really good person, but you just don't compare to Latrice!

by NoblePhilosopher October 13, 2021

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

by carl October 3, 2003

Latrino

A derogatory word used to describe Latino's based on peoples experiences on how they live and act.

Hey, it looks like another wave of Latrino's have invaded S. Florida again.

by Hawkerjetpilot April 9, 2007

latrinist

one who frequently uses the restroom to finish their masturbating

"why is daire taking so long in the bathroom?"
"oh, don't mind him, he's a latrinist"

by kylethefm October 11, 2007

Yehiel Lasri

The supreme leader of the Ashdod Republic and the second to the throne of Ashkelon. He is known for "The Great Massacre Of Mekif Bet" and some believe he is the reincarnation of god himself. He is believed to possess the power of the great Joshua and is widely applauded for his contribution to the war on the obese men of Ashdod and for defeating their leader "Amit The Wide" and his partner "Adir The Mountain" as well as their advisor "GuyRam32GigaByte".

Behold the mighty Yehiel Lasri!

by JustTal March 24, 2023

lastie

the last person that you love

You are not my firstie, but lastie.

by Ceyda Akbal May 9, 2018