deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Lahey juul

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.

Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash

“This game blows!”-Scott Wozniak, dinner partier.

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash isn’t as good as Gex

by 58319 August 5, 2020

Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

by tonbird February 2, 2010

Mr. Lahey

Although he was a Canadian, Mr. Lahey was a true American hero. He was one of the greats, and inspiration to alcoholics everywhere. He was more than just a drunken ex-trailer park supervisor on a Canadian TV show called Trailer Park Boys ... he was "the liquor." Rest in peace John Dunsworth, thank you for the many, many laughs.

Randy: "Mr. Lahey! ... you're back on the liquor!?"

Mr. Lahey: "Bo Bandy... (long contemplative swig from bottle of liquor) … I AM the liquor."

by yaboymd January 20, 2019