Laptopical

Pertaining to a laptop.

That's very laptopical.

by Miss Tess Carr January 6, 2008

sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

Laptopsexual

Being sexually and romanticly attracted to laptops.

"Heard of that guy who kissed a laptop?"

"Yea he's totally a Laptopsexual!"

by yayaheyyou October 28, 2021

lactopit

The mysterious place that lies behing your knee. Shrouded in ancient wonder, this mystical place on every human's leg encourages the metamorphosis of fungi in western arabia.

The juices of the lactopit are commonly found in bottles on the shelves of sores nationwide in America.

by MeechamMooseMonger12 May 17, 2006

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025