lamppost

An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.

"Do you want to make a lamppost"

by europiss November 27, 2005

lamppost mod

The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.

Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.

by B-rakeofficial May 3, 2017

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

lamppost

A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.

-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?

Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...

by your dog.....warf! March 13, 2011

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 26, 2011

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025