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An object that oftentimes passes under people's notices. Usually used to describe an object with a light bulb, It can be used to describe an ex-boyfriend who is obscenely annoying and somewhat hated. Once you friend-zone a guy, he becomes a lamp in your mind. A somewhat useless object that can be turned on and sometimes off but is generally a hindrance to daily life. It is much easier to hit the light switch then to use a lamp. Although.... they are always there for backup.... Anyways... no one likes lamps. Except losers.
Girl1: Ugh lamps are so annoying :/

Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!

Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
Lamp by The Sexual Beast of Light October 29, 2012
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Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
LAMP by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
Lamp by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005
Man that lamp is shiney
lamp by ?????. March 3, 2017
An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
LAMP by xix June 11, 2003
A ship created by the fandom of the "Sanders Sides" series, (created by Thomas Sanders) referred to as "fanders," that includes Logic, Anxiety, Morality and Creativity.
You can both ship Analogical and Prinxiety, LAMP is pretty much canon anyway so who cares?
LAMP by GrayJedi August 31, 2019