O'learious

The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.

Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).

He was fucking O'learious when we convinced him to fight the monkey.

by DannyO December 3, 2005

Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.

Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011

Ha-Ha-larious

when a joke isn't funny you say that it is Ha-Ha-larious instead of hilarious.

very sarcastic

!erson1:What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?

Person2: what?

Person1:William Snakespeare

Person2:thats a Ha-Ha-larious joke

by technosunshine July 24, 2009

hoe-larious

when something is hilarious but with a hint of hoe.

billy bob is hoe-larious.

by AMY LI December 30, 2004

Ladarius

Ladarius is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for! He makes you the happiest on your worst days. He makes you feel like your the best and most beautiful girl in the world. He’s fine asf and he knows it. Ladarius is DEFINITELY a keeper. Don’t let go of him. Fight for him no matter what!

I love you Ladarius!!

~Ella

by Maybel1! May 4, 2020

O'learious

(adj./adv.) The state of drunkenness that makes people say "I didn't think it was possible to get that wasted." Only a veteran drinker can achieve a state of O'leariousity (O'leariousness is also an acceptable noun form.)

On St. Patrick's Day, Chris went to the bars at 9:00am. When he came back to the house for dinner he was O'learious and put his head through the wall when he tried to tackle Brian.

by Hooper P. December 28, 2005

lamarion

Lamarion is a nice guy who acts tough but who is a really soft person he does anything to keep his friend safe in fact he puts them before his self he may be a weird one tho he is a rare friend to have he is the hottest guy kills looks He may not look like muscle but trust me he can kick ass and he hates being alone and he #is a Savage and for some reason he bonds with girls better than boys

Lamarion

by NarutoDemon17 October 24, 2017